The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!