The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to do nothing

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!