The power to imagine a new colour

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to exist

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

how bout the power to shit bricks....

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

Reverse Pooping

The ability to have no abilities.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power of love

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!