the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to catch em all

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!