The power to fart at will.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!