The power to die at will.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!