The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!