The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see the present.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!