the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to write on cellophane

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The Power of cheese

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!