- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go through open windows

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power to to think less

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the ability to darken darkness

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

The power to sleep

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

the power to make music for deaf people

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the power to taste your own spit

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

the power to see through water.

Pointless Super Powers