The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!