The power to not Waste time

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to see the present.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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captain obvious

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!