The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!