- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make out of thin air

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to say you have a superpower.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to go through open windows

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

Pointless Super Powers