the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shower naked.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!