The power to become a llama.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!