- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to talk to people miles away.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

the power to f**k your family all at once

The power to live through torture.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

the power to die....

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

Pointless Super Powers