The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!