- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to be born.

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The super power to kill yourself at will

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to pee from your eyes

Pointless Super Powers