The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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black people

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!