The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to bleed

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Death at will

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!