- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to eat food

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

the power to fail any test you want

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to turn food into shit.

Pointless Super Powers