the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!