The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to not Waste time

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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To call me maybe

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!