The power to float without gravity.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the ability to smell sounds

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!