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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.
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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.
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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.
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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The power to meme 20% harder
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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)
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The power to be justin beiber
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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes
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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.
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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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The power to pee from your eyes
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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The power to watch womens basketball
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!