The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to turn apples into pears

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

The power to switch gender identity

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to lose the remote.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!