the power to melt your bones

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!