The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to see through my eye lids

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power die if you think.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!