The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!