The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exist

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!