The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!