The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to nit propely

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to breathe

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!