The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!