The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Balls.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to pee on command

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!