The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!