The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!