The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Retractable Teeth

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!