tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to bleed

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!