The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to commit crime.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!