X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to be a complete troll

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to attract bullets.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Acid pee

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!