- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

Retractable Teeth

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to see through air.

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

Pointless Super Powers