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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.
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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late
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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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the power to fly if you are touching the ground
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The abilitie to lick your elbow.
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A book on how to solve a paradix
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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.
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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush
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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.
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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance
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the power to kill yourself
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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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The power to have children at will.
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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!