The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to get arrested

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!