The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Power to always have exact change.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!