The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!