The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!