The ability to do nothing

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!