the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!