The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be an idiot.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!