The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to see through windows

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to do nothing/

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!