A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!