the power to commit crime.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to be justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to not have this superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +55

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to have the longest little finger

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to get rid of feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to vote on useless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!