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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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The power to sing but your mute
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the power to feel extreme pain
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.
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the power to pee shit and shit piss.
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The power of exact change
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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.
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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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The power to be HUMAN
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The power to spell backwards.
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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.
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The power to vote on useless superpowers
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.
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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!