The power to have all your friends leave you

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

the power to walk halfway through a wall

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Acid pee

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to sing but your mute

thumb_up thumb_down -40

the power to melt your bones

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the power to summon fire with a lighter

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to put out light from your butt

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The ability to have no abilities.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

thumb_up thumb_down -60

the power to die on the spot

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

thumb_up thumb_down -70

The power to learn only at school.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!