the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!