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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.
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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.
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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see
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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.
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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.
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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food
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the ability to fly- but only indoors
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to eat food
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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman
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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them
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The ability to never have to take a shit again
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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.
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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.
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The power to reproduce asexually.
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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.
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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later
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the power to turn into a dead person
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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!