The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!