The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!