the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!