Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!