- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to read your own thoughts.

to make asians smart

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

Balls.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

Pointless Super Powers