the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!