- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

Guys, it's over.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to fart in colour

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to write in invisible ink

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to come back to life but only after u die

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

Pointless Super Powers