The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!