You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Endless falling....

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power of Acid Tears

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!