The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!