Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!