The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!