The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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solar powered night-vision

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!