The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!