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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want
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Really bendy thumb
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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.
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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.
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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later
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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.
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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density
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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.
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The power to sh!t using your mind.
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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The power to accept the terms and conditions
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The power to shoot milk through your eyes
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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.
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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...
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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.
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The power to meme 20% harder
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror
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The super power to control paper.
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The power of creating poop.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!