the power to not have power

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to eat food

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!