power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!