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The power to create all the powers on this site
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.
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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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the power to not have power
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the ability to enjoy school
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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers
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Guys, it's over.
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand
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the power to fail any test you want
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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.
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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.
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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.
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The power to fly, but only when you're in water
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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)
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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.
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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.
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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.
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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The powers to lose your current power forever
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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!