- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to f*ck yourself

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

Reverse Pooping

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The power to switch gender identity

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

Pointless Super Powers