The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see through windows

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!