The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The abilty to go through water.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!