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The ability to smell shit from miles away.
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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.
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The power to resist trolling.
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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to make water turn blue when you touch it.
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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Have sex but not feel it
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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.
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Swiss army teeth.
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The power to manage Chelsea FC
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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.
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Birthday In August Just wait On it
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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.
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The power to slow down time while you are at school
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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.
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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed
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The power to come back to life but only after u die
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The ability to catch any ilness you want.
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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.
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Lactokinesis
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!