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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.
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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.
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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.
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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock
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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.
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The power to get rid of feminism
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The ability to fart like a zombie.
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To pee standing up.
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The power to regret things you did in the past
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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.
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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts
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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.
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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.
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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.
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The power to phase through toilet paper.
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The power to hate someone you don't even know
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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.
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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.
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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!