ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fart flames

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Swiss army teeth.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!